Bethenny Frankel is “dying” at all the “crazy” details Prince Harry has spilled about his royal family rift in his new memoir, “Spare.”
“How much more? Are we going with Meghan [Markle] to get a pap smear? I mean, what’s next?” Frankel hilariously asked in a new video posted to her Instagram on Friday. “Honestly, I feel like I’m going to be in a rectal exam with Harry and William.”
She continued, “We get it. We got it. I mean, what else are we gonna do? Like, high colonics with the royals?
“We undertsand that s–t went down. It’s family stuff, like it’s gonna be crazy. I mean, it’s just so funny.”
The Skinny Girl founder, 52, also suggested that Harry, 38, change his book’s name to “Dirty Harry Laundry” before realizing that a better name would be “Mention It All,” referencing her infamous line from “RHONY.”
Bethenny Frankel hilariously dragged Prince Harry’s new book, “Spare.”
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“mention it all! Oh my God. Harry should have named his book ‘Mention It all.’ Mention it. all. I’m dying,” she said.
The former Bravo star also joked that Harry should keep spilling family secrets because she’s so entertained by all the drama.
“Now I’m really leaning in. Say more so I can say more,” she said. “Like, I was saying stop it. I’m wrong. Keep it going. I want to hear what’s going to happen next.”
She continued, “I’m not gonna buy [his book] or read it. I will not pay the money. We gave him a couple hundred million in cash and prizes, but no, it’s not enough. It’s not enough.”
In the caption of her post, Frankel called Harry’s tome “’Saturday Night Live’ skit material.”
“so grab the popcorn.🍿,” she wrote. “I’m going on record saying I lost hundreds of thousands of deals for saying ‘cry me a river’ several years ago. I guess I’m doubling down.”
Frankel had been dubbed by some as “racist” after she continuously bashed Markle, 41, and Harry following Megxit. But she defended herself, saying that their ridiculousness persists.
Frankel said the Sussexes have only given the royal family “good PR.”
Frankel said the Sussexes have only given the royal family “good PR.”
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Frankel said the Sussexes have only given the royal family “good PR.”
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“Racism exists in the world & perhaps in the monarchy. These two seem to have disliked their two years before exile. We get it. Many of us believe some of it. Asked and answered,” she wrote. “The media won’t stop with it so I now find it comical. I’m open to interpretation but it’s giving babies who want attention and need to be picked up every time they cry and we may prefer the Ferber method for these two.”
She joked that the Sussexes have only given the royal family “good PR” and that if they had planned to take down the monarchy, it royally “backfired.”
“Many people gave them the benefit of the doubt … There is selling past the point of yes. I guess the question is, in life and particularly in family matters, does EVERYTHING need to be said?” she wrote. “The good news is everybody wins. Harry & Meghan did a smash & grab & the royals’ approval ratings are up. If that’s more important than family, then go with GOD.”
Harry dragged several of his family members in his book — which leaked to the public on Thursday — including his dad, King Charles III, his brother, Prince William, and the Prince of Wales’ wife, Kate Middleton.
“Spare” is set to be officially released on Tuesday, January 10.
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