{"id":151433,"date":"2022-12-08T04:24:17","date_gmt":"2022-12-08T04:24:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/elden-ring-adds-new-hairstyles-still-forgets-the-black-ones\/"},"modified":"2022-12-08T04:24:17","modified_gmt":"2022-12-08T04:24:17","slug":"elden-ring-adds-new-hairstyles-still-forgets-the-black-ones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/elden-ring-adds-new-hairstyles-still-forgets-the-black-ones\/","title":{"rendered":"Elden Ring adds new hairstyles, still forgets the Black ones"},"content":{"rendered":"
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It’s a dangerous endeavor to boot up Elden Ring<\/em> right now. There’s a short lull in the holiday release season, so it would be very, very <\/em>easy for me to be lured back to the Lands Between, where I spent over 100 hours mastering katanas and the art of glintstone pebbling things to death from a great distance. in fact, Elden Ring<\/em> wasted no time reminding me why it will likely be named Game of the Year tomorrow at the Game Awards because the second I loaded in after months of neglect, I almost got myself killed in the dumbest, funniest way. As I was reacclimating myself to the controls, I accidentally aggro’d one of those Ohioan T-rex dogs off-screen and had to quickly<\/em> remember which button was dodge, then remember the nuances of dodging properly<\/em> before the thing could eat me to death. There is no equivalent to the chaotic joy that comes with hilarious near-death experiences in this game.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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But that joy soured immediately once I got into my true purpose for booting up the game: Elden Ring<\/em> has added new hairstyles (and a new PVP combat arena, too). My antipathy for Elden Ring<\/em>‘s lack of diverse hairstyles is well noted. And I thought, with this patch, Bandai Namco and the folks at FromSoftware would throw me a nice 4c-style bone so my Astrologer can at least have a decent ‘do when she \u2014 eventually \u2014 takes down the Elden Beast.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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But no. There was not. Of the five new hairstyles, not one \u2014 note. what’s that.<\/em> \u2014 of them would be found inside an issue of Essence magazine.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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