{"id":34435,"date":"2022-06-03T01:20:01","date_gmt":"2022-06-03T01:20:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/disneys-live-action-pinocchio-trailer-is-here\/"},"modified":"2022-06-03T01:20:01","modified_gmt":"2022-06-03T01:20:01","slug":"disneys-live-action-pinocchio-trailer-is-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/disneys-live-action-pinocchio-trailer-is-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Disney&#8217;s live-action Pinocchio trailer is here"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><p>\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><div class=\"ast-oembed-container\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Pinocchio - Official Teaser Trailer (2022) Tom Hanks, Joseph Gordon-Levitt\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/yf9zZGNkYA8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div><\/span>\n<\/p><\/figure>\n<!-- \/wp:embed -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><br\/>I always felt like Disney was trying to keep me at arm&#8217;s length when I was a little boy.  Despite how much adults tried to push Disney flicks on me, I never found the majority of the company&#8217;s offerings enticing.  It&#8217;s hard enough for most five-year-old boys to relate to an endless cavalcade of princess content, but the task becomes a herculean feat when <em>Batman: Mask of the Phantasm<\/em> exists on the same aisle at Blockbuster. <\/p>\n<!-- \/wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>My ambivalence towards Disney notwithstanding, there were still a few movies that were able to pole vault my defenses and resonate with me. <em>Aladdin<\/em>,<em> Tarzan<\/em>and<em> Hercules<\/em> might have been my personal gold standard, but <em>Pinocchio<\/em> was a solid bronze entry. <\/p>\n<!-- \/wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Unfortunately, Disney seems intent on making me hate one of the few films from their vault that I genuinely dig with the trailer featured above.  That&#8217;s right, folks; <em>Pinocchio<\/em> is about to receive the reverse Midas touch that is a live-action Disney remake. <\/p>\n<!-- \/wp:paragraph -->                <\/div><script>!function(f,b,e,v,n,t,s){if(f.fbq)return;n=f.fbq=function(){n.callMethod?n.callMethod.apply(n,arguments):n.queue.push(arguments)};if(!f._fbq)f._fbq=n;n.push=n;n.loaded=!0;n.version='2.0';n.queue=[];t=b.createElement(e);t.async=!0;t.src=v;s=b.getElementsByTagName(e)[0];s.parentNode.insertBefore(t,s)}(window,document,'script','https:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/fbevents.js');fbq('init', '1174428159312267');fbq('track', 'PageView');<\/script><script>!function(f,b,e,v,n,t,s){if(f.fbq)return;n=f.fbq=function(){n.callMethod?n.callMethod.apply(n,arguments):n.queue.push(arguments)};if(!f._fbq)f._fbq=n;n.push=n;n.loaded=!0;n.version='2.0';n.queue=[];t=b.createElement(e);t.async=!0;t.src=v;s=b.getElementsByTagName(e)[0];s.parentNode.insertBefore(t,s)}(window,document,'script','https:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/fbevents.js');fbq('init', '1174428159312267');fbq('track', 'PageView');<\/script>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I always felt like Disney was trying to keep me at arm&#8217;s length when I was a little boy. Despite how much adults tried to push Disney flicks on me, I never found the majority of the company&#8217;s offerings enticing. It&#8217;s hard enough for most five-year-old boys to relate to an endless cavalcade of princess &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/disneys-live-action-pinocchio-trailer-is-here\/\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Disney&#8217;s live-action Pinocchio trailer is here<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"default","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/boingboing.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Screen-Shot-2022-06-01-at-1.17.56-PM.jpg?fit=1200,654&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34435"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34435"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34435\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}