Look no further than the torturous new movie \u201cInterceptor\u201d to understand why users are abandoning Netflix in droves.<\/p>\n
Ten dollars, they realize, can buy them the reliable joy of a cold beer, or two $ 5 foot-longs from Subway, instead of a subscription to a streaming service that’s turned into an ongoing competition to make the world’s worst movie. <\/p>\n
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Running time: 96 minutes. Not rated. On Netfflix.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
The latest contender for the title is \u201cInterceptor,\u201d a \u201cJAG\u201d episode from hell that dares to be both about the imminent annihilation of every American city by 16 stolen Russian nuclear missiles\u2026 and #MeToo. What a mix!<\/p>\n
“Fast & Furious” franchise actress Elsa Pataky plays JJ Collins, an Army captain who’s sent to serve at her former base – a ship off Alaska that’s meant to intercept missiles headed for the US – on the same day some rogues steal a bunch of the deadly weapons.<\/p>\n
We are told it takes just 24 minutes for a launched nuke to destroy its target in the US. Besting that impressive time, \u201cInterceptor\u201d destroyed my brain in only three.<\/p>\n
The threat of disaster comes, not from war-hungry Russians, but treasonous American Army traitors. Says one: “I took an oath to the old America – not this one.” Er, what?<\/p>\n