{"id":35801,"date":"2022-06-04T00:38:19","date_gmt":"2022-06-04T00:38:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/enhanced-box-score-cardinals-14-cubs-5\/"},"modified":"2022-06-04T00:38:19","modified_gmt":"2022-06-04T00:38:19","slug":"enhanced-box-score-cardinals-14-cubs-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/enhanced-box-score-cardinals-14-cubs-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Enhanced Box Score: Cardinals 14, Cubs 5"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>There are barely the right words to express the general feeling of watching the Cubs stomped by the Cardinals on a Friday afternoon at Wrigley Field.  It is the perfect opposite of how things are supposed to be.  It&#8217;s like ordering a magnificent sandwich, and instead of getting to eat a delicious sandwich, the sandwich eats you.  And it smells like aggressively rancid deer meat and rat sweat.  And it has a speaker inside playing Nickelback at an egregiously loud volume while Harrison Bader dances and sings, glee washing all over his face di lui.<\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s game sucked.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll drill down more into what happened with Marcus Stroman (because ultimately that was the pitching issue, and everything that followed was just filler), as well as the continued failings of <em>this particular version of the lineup<\/em>.  For now, there wasn&#8217;t even that much fun to be salvaged at the end\u2026<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-305742\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bleachernation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/june-3-box.jpg?resize=570%2C1357&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"570\" height=\"1357\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bleachernation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/june-3-box.jpg?resize=570%2C1357&#038;ssl=1 570w, https:\/\/www.bleachernation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/june-3-box-126x300.jpg 126w, https:\/\/www.bleachernation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/june-3-box-430x1024.jpg 430w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 570px) 100vw, 570px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\"\/><\/noscript><\/p>\n<p>Full box score.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are barely the right words to express the general feeling of watching the Cubs stomped by the Cardinals on a Friday afternoon at Wrigley Field. It is the perfect opposite of how things are supposed to be. It&#8217;s like ordering a magnificent sandwich, and instead of getting to eat a delicious sandwich, the sandwich &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/enhanced-box-score-cardinals-14-cubs-5\/\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Enhanced Box Score: Cardinals 14, Cubs 5<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"default","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/www.bleachernation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/enhanced-box-score-feature-new-900.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35801"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35801"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35801\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}