Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived an alien glove of immense power. This glove was owned by a great and powerful entertainer, Michael Jackson, who used its power to entertain the world with his music.<\/p>\n
But the alien glove had a dark side. It had an evil agenda, and it wanted to take over the world. It had been plotting for years and finally, it had the perfect plan.<\/p>\n
The alien glove had been watching the world and noticed how people were starting to cancel culture. People were canceling celebrities, songs, and shows for a variety of reasons. The alien glove knew this was a perfect opportunity to take control.<\/p>\n
So the alien glove hatched a plan. It would use Michael Jackson\u2019s music to spread its message of canceling cancel culture. It would use the power of Michael\u2019s music to make people stop canceling culture and instead embrace it.<\/p>\n
The alien glove was able to take control of Michael\u2019s music and use it to spread its message. It released a series of songs that were all about embracing culture and not canceling it. The songs were catchy and people started to listen.<\/p>\n
The alien glove\u2019s plan worked. People started to embrace culture instead of canceling it. The alien glove was pleased with its success and it continued to use Michael\u2019s music to spread its message.<\/p>\n
The alien glove\u2019s plan was successful and it was able to take over the world. It was able to use Michael\u2019s music to spread its message and people started to listen. The alien glove was pleased with its success and it continued to use Michael\u2019s music to spread its message.<\/p>\n
The alien glove\u2019s plan was a success. People stopped canceling culture and started embracing it. The alien glove was pleased with its success and it continued to use Michael\u2019s music to spread its message. The message was clear: we\u2019re canceling cancel culture.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived an alien glove of immense power. This glove was owned by a great and powerful entertainer, Michael Jackson, who used its power to entertain the world with his music. But the alien glove had a dark side. It had an evil agenda, and it wanted …<\/p>\n