{"id":45747,"date":"2022-08-15T06:43:02","date_gmt":"2022-08-15T06:43:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/most-annoying-game-of-the-year-ends-in-5-3-loss-to-rangers\/"},"modified":"2022-08-15T06:43:02","modified_gmt":"2022-08-15T06:43:02","slug":"most-annoying-game-of-the-year-ends-in-5-3-loss-to-rangers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/most-annoying-game-of-the-year-ends-in-5-3-loss-to-rangers\/","title":{"rendered":"Most annoying game of the year ends in 5-3 loss to Rangers"},"content":{"rendered":"
If Kate’s edict as Managing Editor is to write the recap that the game deserves, then this recap should be written in Steve Urkel’s voice. If you watched the game, you know that any time the Mariners were at the plate, a chorus of children were yelling \u201cHey, batter, batter, batter\u201d without pause. It was a metaphor for the whole game, which was one of the most annoying of the season.<\/p>\n
We should have known from the beginning, when the Mariners made great contact but were nonetheless retired on seven pitches.<\/p>\n