{"id":586,"date":"2022-07-01T01:03:40","date_gmt":"2022-07-01T01:03:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/watch-ant-man-try-to-explain-why-he-couldnt-go-up-thanos-thanus\/"},"modified":"2022-07-01T01:03:40","modified_gmt":"2022-07-01T01:03:40","slug":"watch-ant-man-try-to-explain-why-he-couldnt-go-up-thanos-thanus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/watch-ant-man-try-to-explain-why-he-couldnt-go-up-thanos-thanus\/","title":{"rendered":"Watch Ant-Man try to explain why he couldn’t go up Thanos’ Thanus"},"content":{"rendered":"
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‘Sup, geeks and gamers. Are you one of the countless fans who have been demanding<\/em> that Scott Lang, the Ant-Man, finally explain himself for his refusal to kill Thanos via the world’s smallest dropkick, one that would lead the Ant-Man straight up the Mad Titan’s butt, where he would then return to normal size, saving the universe and showering the Avengers in a gory Gatorade shower? No? well. He tried to anyway in a new short film.<\/p>\n

The clip comes from Avengers: Quantum Encounter, an interactive dinner attraction aboard the Disney Wish, the company’s new flagship cruise liner. From social media footage, Quantum Encounter looks like the kind of action-packed short you’d see on a theme park ride, except here dinner is served and there are whatsits for guests to tinker with and participate. <\/p>\n

In Avengers: Quantum Encounter, Ant-Man (Paul Rudd) and The Wasp (Evangeline Lilly) are essentially the program’s hosts, appearing on-screen and offering color commentary as superhero hijinks happen elsewhere. This includes some introductory banter that includes Ant-Man addressing the long-standing question of why he didn’t do more for Planet Earth and give Thanos the most metal colonoscopy imaginable. <\/p>\n

Unfortunately, he doesn’t actually<\/em> Explain why he did not or could not go booty spelunking, he just wants it known that he special<\/em> an explanation, and that it’s actually quite complicated. Sadly, The Wasp doesn’t want to hear it, and deprives us of any concrete answers. <\/p>\n

Said answers are moot anyway. Thanos (and his ass) are now dust post-Endgame<\/em>, and it’s best not to dwell on things too much, especially now that Disney has fully leaned into a joke that was bopping around the Internet in good fun. No joke is ever funny once Mom and Dad join in. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

‘Sup, geeks and gamers. Are you one of the countless fans who have been demanding that Scott Lang, the Ant-Man, finally explain himself for his refusal to kill Thanos via the world’s smallest dropkick, one that would lead the Ant-Man straight up the Mad Titan’s butt, where he would then return to normal size, saving …<\/p>\n

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