{"id":826,"date":"2022-07-01T06:22:47","date_gmt":"2022-07-01T06:22:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/chelsea-handler-ends-kimmel-run-by-going-off-on-joe-rogan-and-clarence-thomas\/"},"modified":"2022-07-01T06:22:47","modified_gmt":"2022-07-01T06:22:47","slug":"chelsea-handler-ends-kimmel-run-by-going-off-on-joe-rogan-and-clarence-thomas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harchi90.com\/chelsea-handler-ends-kimmel-run-by-going-off-on-joe-rogan-and-clarence-thomas\/","title":{"rendered":"Chelsea Handler Ends Kimmel Run by Going Off on Joe Rogan and Clarence Thomas"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Chelsea Handler kicked off every week of shows guest-hosting for Jimmy Kimmel by going after \u201cpro-life\u201d Republicans and joking that her own three abortions are all the proof Americans need that Roe v. wade<\/em> should never have been overturned.<\/p>\n

\u201cI have thoroughly enjoyed my time guest-hosting,\u201d the comedian said on Thursday night. \u201cBut just like women’s rights, all good things must come to an end.\u201d If \u201cnothing else,\u201d she took solace in the fact that she \u201cgot one viewer to change his stance,\u201d highlighting a tweet that began, \u201cKnowing she she is n’t raising kids is almost justification for abortion.\u201d<\/p>\n

In her final monologue of the week, Handler delivered a history lesson of sorts about the 19th Amendment, which gave women the right to vote in 1919. Just over a hundred years later, she proposed a 28th Amendment to \u201cend male suffrage.\u201d<\/p>\n

But if that’s not a realistic option, she issued a challenge to the men of America: \u201cGuys, if you don’t want us going after your rights, then you better get up off your hairy asses and join the fight to defend ours. \u201d<\/p>\n

Instead of \u201cmansplaining\u201d to women about how to win back their rights, she said, \u201cShut up, OK? How about you do the work for once and do n’t open your mouth unless you’re chanting, ‘Her body, her choice.’ \u201dShe implored men to,\u201c Talk to your sons. Tell them why this is so important before they get radicalized by Joe Rogan.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou have the power to make a difference,\u201d Handler added. \u201cIf every man donated just one dollar to Planned Parenthood after they masturbated, this organization would have enough resources to help every woman on planet Earth.\u201d <\/p>\n

\u201cAnd all of you have got to take some goddamn responsibility,\u201d she said. \u201cAbortion is a men’s issue. Because if there were no men, there would be no abortions. In fact, if there were no men, we’d all be going down on each other in space right now.\u201d<\/p>\n

Handler ended her rant with \u201cone small piece of encouraging news,\u201d the swearing-in of Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson. \u201cFor the first time ever, there are now four women on the Supreme Court,\u201d she said to cheers. \u201cAnd five if you include that bitch Clarence Thomas.\u201d<\/p>\n

For more, listen to Chelsea Handler on <\/em>The Last Laugh podcast<\/em>.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chelsea Handler kicked off every week of shows guest-hosting for Jimmy Kimmel by going after \u201cpro-life\u201d Republicans and joking that her own three abortions are all the proof Americans need that Roe v. wade should never have been overturned. \u201cI have thoroughly enjoyed my time guest-hosting,\u201d the comedian said on Thursday night. \u201cBut just like …<\/p>\n

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